I don't HAVE a secret weapon.
I was sure I'd find one by the time we got to February.
I thought it would be one of those paradigm shifting secret weapons that would alter the space time continuum. But, nope...
Lucky for me, Sheldon's got one:
Actually, he stole the theory from Penny. Penny's theory states that you'll never do anything great if you're too comfortable. That theory is my life in a nutshell. No matter what's happening, I'm always trying to squirm my way back to the spot where I'm so comfortable that I don't have to be productive. I crave homeostasis. I'll do almost anything to get back to homeostasis. So if I get my life crazy enough, I am uber-productive, in an attempt to get back to where I don't have to do anything.
That's my secret weapon. I hope it helps.