By now, regular Proser readers* know that Melanie, Sheena,
and I are publishing the novel we wrote together, because we’re crazy like
that. We’re now at the point where we’ve shipped the novel out to beta readers.
After that comes revisions, and then… the dreaded copyediting. By far, the main complaint I hear about
self-published novels isn’t the plot or the characters or the overall story.
It’s about the grammar and the copyediting.
Why is copyediting so dreaded? One, because grammar is a pain, and two, have you looked up the rates for copyeditors? Some sites quote forty dollars an hour for minor edits. Forty dollars! Have we mentioned that our novel is over 100,000 words long (at the moment?).
So, guess who volunteered to do the copyediting.
It’s actually not so far off of an idea. I write and copyedit
regulatory documents for a living. And let me tell you, I don’t get paid forty dollars an hour. Not even close. And I actually
kind of enjoy messing with grammar. It’s almost… soothing. I mean, in a way,
writing is all about the right side of your brain, creativity and chaos and
art. And grammar is the opposite – all form and rules. As a naturally anxious
person, rules can help calm me down. In other words, that paragraph above about
copyediting rates wasn't shock. It was more like jealousy.
For the past few months, I’ve felt pretty confident about
this whole thing. But now that the time approaches, I’ve started looking up
copyediting tips.
It didn’t take long for me to get nervous.
I mean, I might do this for work, but fiction is much more stringent. And I might like grammar, but I'm not perfect. I mean, I’m never clear when I should be using ‘that’ or
‘who.’ Between and among are difficult as well, given that I just learned this
week that the "between can only refer to two things" rule apparently isn’t quite
correct. Why can I never keep straight the difference between transitive and intransitive verbs? And don’t even get me started on my confusion with
lay/lie/laid. And while we’re on the subject, is copyedit one word or two??? (Word doesn't tag it as misspelled, Blogger does).
::takes many deep breaths::
All right, now I need to look at some owlet pictures in
order to calm down:
Courtesy of Wikmedia Commons
Courtesy of Wikmedia Commons
Courtesy of Wikmedia Commons
Much better! Well, it’s
too late now to back out, so I better study up and be prepared for the
challenge. I brought home my personal copy of Strunk and White. I’m going to
check out a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style from the library. And I also
found these helpful links:
And soon enough, Sheena and Melanie will be hearing
delightful grammar questions from me, such as: serial commas, yes or no?
Wish us luck.
* Preaders? Rosers? Prosathons? Prozacs?
